You see this mug? This impeccably crafted piece of ceramic perfection? Almost impossible not to, with its piercingly white exterior, complemented exquisitely by an interior and secure manual hand control so black it’s like looking into the depths of space. You may be distracted by the sheer beauty, but you will quickly be overcome by its perfect capacity as you bring that hot filtered bean juice up to your mouth. You will find yourself smitten, by how this mug holds your hand. Like the hand of a loving companion, letting you know that soon all will be right with the world. Do not fret, because this vessel of liquid gold will allow your morning ritual to cool to the perfect temperature to allow for your indulgence to take place without fear of the pain that comes from guzzling too hastily. Like the insulation of the fur on a bear, it will maintain a temperature of perfection. Consider all this, while knowing that as you are enjoying all its impeccable features, others will know your commitment to the perfect ‘stache and perfect cup of coffee. All these things, thanks to the mad scientist at ‘Stache Salt.