So there I was, rolling through town. Did I make a complete stop? Or was I still rolling? To be honest, I can't remember. But either way, I saw the blue and red lights begin to flash behind me. Dang!
"Is there a problem Officer?"
"Yes sir, is there a reason you couldn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign back there?"
"Well sir, to be honest I was checking my 'Stache in the mirror, and it was just so dang salty because I'm using this new Night Watch Wax from 'Stache Salt."
"You mean a tin like this one...?"
At that point I knew everything was going to be alright. This officer was just doing his best to keep his citizens as Salty as possible. There's no denying that the cops on Night Watch have the Saltiest 'Staches on the force!
And you can too! With this EASY HOLD, and Energy Drink scented wax, you're 'Stache will stay nice and relaxed while maintaining a command presence... and the scent might just give it wings!
Scent: Grape, Orange, & Bubble Gum... kind of like an Energy Drink or a Pixie Stick.. same thing.
Hold: Light & Easy to Use. (For our OG's it's most like Mad Piper)
Ingredients: Beeswax, coconut oil, jojoba oil, and essential oils
Just a nice easy hold balm that works great for naturally styled mustaches and can even take flyaways in your beard.
This wax is my new "truck wax" and is always on hand for a quick touch up before leaving my truck. The hold is perfect for everyday use and the smell is great.
I don’t heavily style my stache daily. This gives a nice sticky hold but a very natural soft look, and who doesn’t love energy drinks?
Best smell ever. Sweet like a fruity candy, super soft and easy to apply and spread thru the stache. Like a lifesaver under your nose for next stinky lift assist or animal complaint call.
