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Night Watch 'Stache Balm

  So there I was, rolling through town. Did I make a complete stop? Or was I still rolling? To be honest, I can't remember. But either way, I saw the blue and red lights begin to flash behind me. Dang! 

"Is there a problem Officer?" 

"Yes sir, is there a reason you couldn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign back there?"

"Well sir, to be honest I was checking my 'Stache in the mirror, and it was just so dang salty because I'm using this new Night Watch Wax from 'Stache Salt."

"You mean a tin like this one...?"

At that point I knew everything was going to be alright. This officer was just doing his best to keep his citizens as Salty as possible. There's no denying that the cops on Night Watch have the Saltiest 'Staches on the force! 

And you can too! With this EASY HOLD, and Energy Drink scented wax, you're 'Stache will stay nice and relaxed while maintaining a command presence... and the scent might just give it wings! 

Scent: Grape, Orange, & Bubble Gum... kind of like an Energy Drink or a Pixie Stick.. same thing. 

Hold: Light & Easy to Use. (For our OG's it's most like Mad Piper)

Ingredients: Beeswax, coconut oil, jojoba oil, and essential oils

 

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cody eubanks
Incredible

Best smell ever. Sweet like a fruity candy, super soft and easy to apply and spread thru the stache. Like a lifesaver under your nose for next stinky lift assist or animal complaint call.

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